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This is a story about Max the blue bird. Max lived in a forrest but worked in the park near town. He liked to steal acorns from the squirrels and he worked the garbage pails really good. Well, one day as Max was flying into town from his little nest in the forrest, he got a cramp, a really bad cramp in his wing and had to make an emergency landing on a tortoise.

Now, the tortoise's name was Henry and he didn't want any stragglers riding for free on his back...

"Hey, what's the big idea pal?!" Asked Henry.

"My wing, my wing! I think it's broken!" Exclaimed Max.

""Well, get it together buddy! I'm trying to get to the other side of this field and you're weighing me down!" Said Max.

"I'm just a bird with a hollow skeleton and very light feathers..."

"Are you giving me trouble!? I said - are you giving me trouble!?"

"No trouble! I'm just a little bird with a broken wing and I'm all out of cash!"

"Well, that's too bad for you pal! Do you have a job?" Asked Henry the tortoise.

"Yea, but I told you I'm all out of money. Won't you give me a loan, Jack?" Asked Max.

"My name's Henry. And I know a way you can get some cash fast! All you need are cash advance payday loans!"

"Cash advance payday loans - what in the world is that, Henry?" Asked Max, bewildered.

"Cash advance payday loans are payday advance loans that you can get online in less than 24 hours!" SAid Henry.

"Well, I'll be! So, with cash advance payday loans I can get the cash I need to fix my wing!?"

"You bet! You can get cash advance payday loans for $500 or more and have it deposited straight into your bank account." Said Henry.

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