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This is a little story about a fish named Fred. Fred was living at a reef off the coast of Florida. One day. Fred awoke to find that all the power had been turned off. He couldn't use the stove or even his computer. So, Fred went up to the electric eel and asked him what was going on.

"Hey there! What's the big idea shutting down my power! I pay you and... Omigod, i forgot to pay you this month, didn't I" Said Fred.

"Yup! I don't do this for free, you know. I keep careful records of who pays and who doesn't. And you didn't Fred!" Said the electric eel.

"Oh no! What am I going to do. I gave the rest of my paycheck to my girlfriend Wilma - you know the pretty little yellow fish with blue and black spots..." Said Fred.

"Listen, these things happen, Fred. Don't get all crazy now... I have a business to run around here and I don't need you disturbing the peace. So, I'll give you some advice. Go over to Wilma's cave, get on her computer and apply for online payday advances online!" The eel said.

"What!? I've never heard of this! What are online payday advances anyway?" Asked Fred.

"Online payday advances are short-term loans that you borrow against your paycheck!"

"Oh! Well how much can i borrow and when can I get my online payday advances money?" ASked Fred.

"Online payday advances are available seven days a week and you can apply anytime of the day or night for them, OK. You can get $500 or more and have it in your hands within 24 hours! It's that easy, Fred! Now hurry along before I call my friend 'Mako' to help motivate you!" Said the eel.

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