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The Payday Loan Shark knows it best - in this world nothing is ever free. You want something - a little help from the Shark, some fast payday loans to get you through your tough financial times - you gotta come prepared to pay. I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine! And you keep scratchin' until I tells you to stop.

When you can stop scratching the fast payday loans itch

When somebody comes to the Payday Loan Shark asking for fast payday loans, I always ask a single question - do you understand what this means for you? Taking out fast payday loans means doing whatever is necessary to pay thems loans back, no matter how bad it hurts or how poor you will become by repaying your payday advance debts:

Once you take out those payday advances, you're mine. I own you. You are indebted to me.
You will stay indebted until such a time as I say you are not, which is when you have repaid my loans and all the fee's I've charged along the way.

Then, and only then, will your debts be forgotten. I'm a business man, not you're friggin' wet nurse. Take your crying elsewhere because I don't want to hear it, all I want to hear is that money in my pocket. I provide fast payday loans to whoever asks for one and everyone repays in some way or another, you can trust me on that.

How to anger a Payday Loan Shark in fourteen days

If you'd really want to test my nerves - and the nerves of every payday advance lender out there - take out fast payday loans only when absolutely necessary and repay them at the agreed upon date. Be aware of prepayment penalties, do not lapse into a deferred repayment state - repay your fast payday loans on time and in full and walk away from the table never to be heard from again. Lenders make zero money off of clients like you, and the Payday loan Shark hates it when I don't make any money!

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