Payday Loan Shark - Quick Loans

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Nothing gets under the Sharks tough skin fast and deeper than quick loans. Sure I can get you your money fast, but what's in it for me, eh? I charge higher rates, I make my threatening phone calls and send my bill collectors after you, and you still don't repay me. I loose money, and I ...I turn into an ugly person. You don't want to see me ugly, do you?

Getting ugly with quick loans

Alright punk, you asked for it! Me and my payday advance buddies, we's gonna make your quick loans a little difficult by making them all that much easier. A bit of psychology for you cash-hungry masses, now listen up and you might learn a thing or two:

I offers quick loans by using the Internet and online wire transfers that go lickety spit, capisce? Boom! In an instant your application is in, no credit checks, no fax, no nothin'. Just quick loans baby, thats all she wrote - its your turn to show me how you handle the pressure.
its up to you 100% to have that money in your bank account on the agreed upon date. Most people think just because their quick loans wee so easy they can skate on out of repayment. Oh no no no! You late by a single minute and I charges you an extra roll-over fee. I gives you two more weeks because I'm such a sweet guy, and if I ain't paid then vavoom! Another roll-over.

So you see, thems fast forms of financial aid are not so easily repaid. You gotta work hard, you gotta take care of the Payday Loan Shark and he will take care of you. But poke me in the eye just a little bit, and you'll feel the sharpened edges of my many teeth!

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