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Easy Quick Cash Loans - A Mesasage From The Stony Lonesome.

In a recent run down Tijuana way we came into a spot of trouble. It seems our tags were a year old, and the fuzz we're feelin' a bit more grouchy that usual. Sure they knew my car - every one of them knew the Payday Loan Shark drives a yellow '77 Caddy with a white canvas top - but they had nothing on me other than the tags. It was enough - got busted and sent to the pony, and not a single one of my friends had the dough to spring me out.

An angry shark swims for safety

Hey, I was born and raised on the inside - but that doesn't mean I wanted to go back. The first night I was in the slammer I went to the library and jumped online. They don't allow access to all the sites, but with all the opportunities for easy quick cash loans online I knew it was a matter of time before I found an offer. Sure enough - InmateDate.com - I found what I was lookin' for. I applied for quick and easy cash loans using the name and information of a certain Goose McDermott, an associate of mine working the whole Bay Area out of his ranch in Fresno. It was easy too - just a name and address, a few favors with the guards for Goose's account information and that was it - $500 deposited directly into his account. The money was there. I knew it. I gave him a call.

The conversation that killed the shark

- Hey. Whadda ya want?

- Whadda I want whadda you want? Goose! this is the Payday Loan Shark.

- Yeah yeah... what you want!

- Hey, I got into a little trouble down round Chula Vista and I need you to spring me.

- Sorry Shark, don't got no cash.

- Yeah, right....just check your account there Goosy boy, Im sure you'll be surprised.

- I'm tellin' ya., I don't got no money in my account my friend!

- And I'm telling you I just put money in there from quick and easy cash loans! Whadda ya think about that?

- What do I think? I think I still ain;t got no money.

- What...whadda ya mean you ain't got no money? I just put in $500!

- Thats right and I spent it - $500 on the Knicks! Three to one odds, can't beat that Sharky. Good luck with the whole prison thing.

Click.

No matter how sure you are of your financial rescue, never put too much trust in quick and easy cash loans.


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